SOUTH BEACH TURKEY BURGER $12
Sriracha aioli, smashed avocado, romaine lettuce, grilled onion, tomato & jack cheese - on a ciabatta bun
Lauren got the ahi sliders, which are almost as delicious, but for realz, the turkey burger made me consider giving up regular cheeseburgers. For like a week at least. The sandys come with plantain chips, which at first sicked me out, because I thought they would taste like bananas, but they don't. They taste like potato chips and are scrumptious. Go to Dive now. Get a turkey burger (and some hummus w/ extra crispy crackers). You won't regret it.
AHI TUNA SLIDERS $13
Seared ahi tuna burger, arugula, avocado, tomato, red onion & garlic aioli on a ciabatta bun
Now for the good stuff... You know how in every People/US weekly they always have a celebrity expose what is in their purse. Well, since no one, ever, has asked what's in mine, I figure you all must be DYING to know. Please note: in order to give full disclosure, nothing was added or removed from my purse. Although I'm sure after this, I will wish it had.
What the Beast looks like from an overhead view. |
THE SHAMEEEEEEEEEE |
-the usual suspects, keys, gum, eyeliner (for the occasional Madonna fake mole, not for eyes)
-orange iPod (hook 'em!)
-Parigi receipt (go there now)
-Hollywood tape
-Great American hero receipt
-mascara
-assorted jewlery, mostly only one half of an earring set
-5 Shockers (formerly Shock Tarts) rolls. You can NEVER have enough Shock Tarts.
-Special K bar (cause a fatty gotta eat somethin gud)
-wallet
-generic adderall XR aka amphetimine salts (see, I'm not a Parkie who's into labels)
-generic adderall XR aka amphetimine salts (see, I'm not a Parkie who's into labels)
-sunglasses case (would love to know where the sunglasses that go in it are)
-contact case (I'm blind)
-Flashlight (I'm secretly into being the female Inspector Gadget, I look fabulous in a beige trench-coat)
-And lastly, a spoon. Don't judge.
I know you're judging....
Until next time, peace, love, and shockers (y'all are all sick).
Caroline