Bonnell's = Food Boner

First if all, I'm writing this as i sit at a sonic. Listening to Nickleback.

Holy shit.I don't even know where to start. The location blows- it's in BFE but don't let that fool you. This place is amazing. Last night We were celebrating some fool's birthday so we wanted to try something new--bomb idea.

Going to dinner for special occasions is basically a hall pass to eat like you have no shame, and that we did. By the time we left, even my "one size fits all" undergarment was tight. (side note- hankie pankie, let's change it to "one size fits most unless your fatass deciders to gorge on steak(s)").

I tried to act like I hadn't a clue what was on the menu, but get real, I had two copies of the menu printed out--one at the office, one at home. I knew we wanted the app sampler with Texas Bruschetta, quail legs, and elk mini tacos...we decided to throw in a buffalo frog leg too. Why not?

I thought it was going to be a grossly fat app order, but it only came with one of each, so big girl was annoyed, but let it go. I ordered a peppered buffalo tenderloin that came with truffles frites (fancy rich people word for French fries), and craw ordered the elk Carne asada with beans and poblano and onion rings. Like most things in life, I WON. My meal came and in the words of my close friends, The lonely island boys, I j*zzed in my pants.(I feel like this is a really proud moment for my parents). So my side (the fries) came in a cup that was made out of waffle potato chips, that was resting on a bed of mashed potatoes. Thank god my dress was loose or else my food boner would have embarrassed everyone at the restaurant. We also decided we should probably get some sides (jalepeno goat Mac and cheese and creamed spinach). I would skip the sides next time and go straight to pound town with the meat and potatoes. Oh ya, the meal came with a cornbread pancake. I was not complaining. I will post pics and more Deets on Monday, but Bonnell's gets 5/5 chins for sure.